A very good day to all humans out there! As a citizen of alienship, I strongly recommend you to abort and relinquish. Any other options are NOT an option for you humans. With the concurrence of our specialists, we recommended... Invasion. You humans really should acknowledge me. Without me, you humans would have been nothing but smithereens. I am sure you humans would want to know what I came up with to prevent your temporary demise. We have unquestionably decided to establish a truce. For that is not for you humans to decide. We will be the supremacy of you humans, and every movement of yours are for us to decide. Any unauthorised disturbance is to be abolished. This is the end. Please be happy.
Yours Unknown,
Unknown