Sunday, July 26, 2009

Hello!



A very good day to all humans out there! As a citizen of alienship, I strongly recommend you to abort and relinquish. Any other options are NOT an option for you humans. With the concurrence of our specialists, we recommended... Invasion. You humans really should acknowledge me. Without me, you humans would have been nothing but smithereens. I am sure you humans would want to know what I came up with to prevent your temporary demise. We have unquestionably decided to establish a truce. For that is not for you humans to decide. We will be the supremacy of you humans, and every movement of yours are for us to decide. Any unauthorised disturbance is to be abolished. This is the end. Please be happy.


Yours Unknown,


Unknown

3 comments:

  1. In the name of someone you might not want to know, or meet in person... I have decided not to mention my name or rather use a name that I have come up with myself. Reality. LostReality. I have received news that you wished to establish a truce with us, humans. Well, I will glady accept your invitation on a condition... It's simple, really. ( That only applies to aliens ) I would like of you to bring me something that you, aliens are fond of or are in need of. Just one. If not, I will be forced to announce a war with aliens. Space? Not possible. You have three days to decide. Once that's over, you will then give me an answer.

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  2. Do you exactly know your stand? It's actually amusing to see how you Humans react to threats. Perhaps you, Reality I assume, is different from other Humans. Forcefully bear in mind that we are the one in control and not you Humans. We will certainly not comply with your superfluous requests and it is "advisable" that you concede before we decide to launch a full scale attack(should be more than enough)on Humans. Farewell.

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  3. Yes, you are right. I may perhaps be different from other Humans. And that is also why I have attempted a conversation with you. A deal. A one-time deal. I believe that my requests are not superflous. It was merely of something that is of significance to you. If you think that launching a full scale attack will work on us, humans and totally annihilate the population, let me tell you one thing. It is impossible. Because I, will be at the scene to witness everything by myself and I am pretty sure that aliens do not like to be ripped off their things by force, is that right? You are without a shadow of doubt, being manipulated by your own power and your own actions that have caused you to act this way. It is wise to abominate such action and send back troops and spies that you have commanded into Earth. However, if you think you are getting away without leaving anything behind except the trail of gas, you can hope so. I wonder what you aliens breathe. Methyl chloride? By the way, do you feel the sense of aesthetic towards space? I feel that it is nothing but a doom's hole. If you insist on commencing the attack on Earth, it is the rule that you declare a fight against us first. If you do not, the consequences will be dire. And trust me, you wouldn't like it. Adios.

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